Reporting Live from the World of Warcraft

The Gates of Ahn'Qiraj are open and I am here, reporting to you live...or at least I was until I was booted from the server for the 6th time. I'm talking about World of Warcraft and the special event that didn't really take place about 30 minutes ago because nobody could really play. Thanks for that Blizzard...thanks for making sure your servers could handle the load.