See the lonely bottle of Suave in the background that never gets used anymore?
Thursday, March 23, 2006
High Maintenance
How many of you thought this was going to be about Katharine? Nope...you're wrong. It's about ME! When did I become high maintenance? I was in the shower this morning, and I was looking around...Tea Tree Shampoo, Shaving Gel for Men, Gillette face moisturizer, Nivea for Men AfterShave, and the ever popular Nivea for Men Face Scrub. Stop laughing...it's not funny. It's a sickness. I used to wash my hands with dishwashing liquid. I used to wash my face with soap. The shampoo I used to use had a black and white label and cost 99 cents. This Tea Tree shampoo is 12 bucks. Holy Shit! When did this happen? When did I become high maintenance? Crazy products and 5 jackets. I used to own 2 jackets...a spring jacket and a winter jacket. Now I have 2 spring jackets, a fall jacket, an extreme cold winter jacket, and a wool/cashmere dress up coat. What the fuck? I said it...WOOL/CASHMERE. Damn...what's happening here?
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3 comments:
Hey, it takes a lot of product to look so handsome!!!! No shame in taking good care of yourself... it's actually very sexy! ;-)
PS. Anatomically correct "Robot Frank"?? I may have nightmares tonight....
I WOULD call it high maintenance.. What's happening to you.. LMAO
Greg
If it takes all that to make you look like you do now I would be very afaraid of what would happen if you went back to the old way's.
Pruneface from Dick Tracy?
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